Community (TV Series)
Curriculum Unavailable (2012)
Yvette Nicole Brown: Shirley Bennett
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Quotes
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Shirley Bennett : Look at us. Still together as a group even, what, two months after being kicked out of you know where.
Pierce Hawthorne : Yeah, good thing I came up with this idea for potluck dinners.
Shirley Bennett : Pierce, all you said was, "I'm hungry."
Pierce Hawthorne : All Henry Ford said was, "I need a ride."
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Troy Barnes : Uh, guys, while we were remembering Chang is crazy, the fake doctor sneaked away.
Jeff Winger : Oh, crap!
Annie Edison : What?
Annie Edison : There goes our only chance of clearing our names.
Britta Perry : You guys, forget about us. The Dean has been kidnapped. He's out there somewhere, alone and cold and most likely trying to cobble together a sexy Patty Hearst costume.
Jeff Winger : Britta's right. Wait, what?
Shirley Bennett : We need to rescue the Dean.
Pierce Hawthorne : We need to get back to that school.
Abed Nadir : And we definitely never need to do another paintball.
Annie Edison , Britta Perry , Shirley Bennett : Yeah.
Jeff Winger : See, therapy does work. We're cured.
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Jeff Winger : These aren't even good lies.
Dr. Heidi : All right, fine, I had to come up with something. You were getting too close.
Shirley Bennett : Close to what?
Dr. Heidi : *To the truth*. The Indian kid was right.
Shirley Bennett : He's Arabic.
Abed Nadir : Also Polish.
Dr. Heidi : Whatever. I'm a fake psychiatrist, not a fake ethnologist. The point is your Dean was kidnapped by Ben Chang and replaced with a double. I was hired to keep you off the scent.
Shirley Bennett : Chang kidnapped the Dean? Even for him, that's insane.
Jeff Winger : Is it? Think about it.