Community (TV Series)
Basic Lupine Urology (2012)
Alison Brie: Annie Edison
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Quotes
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Jeff Winger : If it's any consolation, she got me here on a very misleading text message.
Annie Edison : Jeff, technically, you *are* about to be screwed in the biology room because our final project has been destroyed.
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Annie Edison : A passing grade? Like a C? Why don't I just get pregnant at a bus station?
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Jeff Winger : Why was it so hard for all of us to grow a yam? It's just a stupid yam in a stupid jar. We're all fully-grown adults failing a kindergarten project.
Professor Marshall Kane : Can I object?
Annie Edison : I'll allow it.
Jeff Winger : Sustained.
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Abed Nadir : Colonel Archwood got to Star-Burns. Threatened to involve the real cops. Now Star-Burns is in the wind.
Annie Edison : He's our only witness.
Abed Nadir : That what you guys do in here? You push your little papers and you make your little speeches, and in the end another dirtbag walks? Huh? Huh?
[Angrily shoves things off the table and storms off]
Troy Barnes : Abed! Abed! Abed! Walk it off! Walk it off! I'm sorry about my partner. He... he's been on edge ever since we switched.
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Jeff Winger : He's Star-Burns. Break into his locker. You'll find enough dirt to bury him.
Annie Edison : Jeff, that's not ethical.
Jeff Winger : Oh, so now you're finding your softness? I say do what you have to do. It's too late to get compassionate. We only have time to get justice.
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Jeff Winger : We have no case, Annie.
Annie Edison : It's too late to get one, Jeff. We only have time to get justice.
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Annie Edison : After all the politics and procedure, in the end, the case really was about biology.
Professor Marshall Kane : Told you it was an important subject.
[phone rings]
Professor Marshall Kane : Hello? I understand. Star-Burns got rear-ended and the meth lab in his trunk exploded. He's dead.