The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Date Night Variable (2012)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Dimitri : Loops, you realize you just lied your ass off to your wife and your mother.
Howard Wolowitz : I know.
Dimitri : What are you going to do when you get back to Earth?
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, I'm never going back.
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Howard Wolowitz : Ma, please, everyone from NASA is listening to this phone call.
Mrs. Wolowitz : Good! They should know what a horrible son you are!
Howard Wolowitz : Okay, Ma, great talking to you! Gotta go!
[Hangs up]
Howard Wolowitz : Well, space is ruined.
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Sheldon Cooper : Whatever it is, we know his life will never be the same.
[Cut to International Space Station]
Mrs. Wolowitz : [shouting through the phone] Howard! Can you hear me?
Howard Wolowitz : I can hear you without the phone!
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Dimitri : Hey Fruit Loops, you got a phone call.
Howard Wolowitz : Who is it?
Dimitri : A woman who says she's your mother but sounds like your father.
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Howard Wolowitz : [phone call to the space station] Hey, Ma. You know, we could see each other if you turn on the computer.
Mrs. Wolowitz : I'm not going near that fakakta thing. I'll catch a computer virus!
Howard Wolowitz : You can't catch a computer virus.
Mrs. Wolowitz : Oh, so now you're an astronaut and a doctor?
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Howard Wolowitz : Hey, I'm a grown man. I'm gonna live with my wife. My mother's gonna have to learn to make do on her own,
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Was she upset?
Howard Wolowitz : Who can tell? She yells everything.