The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Friendship Contraction (2012)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : Dude, if you're going to be an astronaut, you need to pick a cool nickname.
Howard Wolowitz : I don't get to pick it. The other guys have to give it to me.
Raj Koothrappali : If I had one, it would be Brown Dynamite.
Howard Wolowitz : Are you not listening to me? The other astronauts have to give you your nickname.
Raj Koothrappali : Are you not looking at me? I *am* Brown Dynamite!
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Raj Koothrappali : What about we make your astronaut nickname Howard "Buzz" Wolowitz.
Howard Wolowitz : You can't do Buzz. Buzz is taken.
Raj Koothrappali : Buzz Lightyear's not real.
Howard Wolowitz : No, that's not what I'm talking about.
Raj Koothrappali : Well, are you talking about when he thought he was real.
Howard Wolowitz : No.
Raj Koothrappali : Ok, um, oh, how about Crash? Howard "Crash" Wolowitz?
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, terrific; the other astronauts would love to go hurtling through space with a man named Crash.
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Howard Wolowitz : Next week I fly to Houston for orientation and zero-gravity elimination drills.
Penny : What does that mean?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : He's gonna learn to poop in space.
Howard Wolowitz : Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Raj Koothrappali : Maybe your nickname should be Brown Dynamite.