The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Friendship Contraction (2012)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Penny : I got some candles in my apartment.
Sheldon Cooper : Candles, during a blackout! Are you mad! That's a fire hazard. No, Pasadena Water & Power recommends the far safer glow stick.
Leonard Hofstadter : You call that a glow stick?
[Pulls out a glowing lightsaber replica]
Leonard Hofstadter : That is a glow stick.
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Penny : Oh, good, your power's out too.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why is that good?
Penny : Because last month I sent the electric company a Starbucks gift card, an apology note, and a few snapshots of me in a bra.
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Sheldon Cooper : Now, put on your hard had and safety vest.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, fun! I get to spend another night in front of our apartment dressed like one of The Village people.
Sheldon Cooper : You make that joke every three months; I still don't get it.
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Sheldon Cooper : Are you saying that you want to invoke Clause 209?
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't know what that is, but if it means I can go home and sleep, then yes.
Sheldon Cooper : Think carefully here. Clause 209 suspends our friendship and strips down the Roommate Agreement to its bare essentials. Our responsibilities toward each other would only be rent, utilities, and a perfunctory chin jut of recognition as we pass in the hall. "S'up?"
Leonard Hofstadter : Where do I sign?
Sheldon Cooper : Right here.
[turns his tablet around]
Sheldon Cooper : Use your finger.
Leonard Hofstadter : There, done.
Sheldon Cooper : All right, that's it. We are now no longer companions, boon or otherwise. We are now merely acquaintances. To amend the words of Toy Story: You have not got a friend in me!
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Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon, Canada is not going to invade California
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah really? You think those hippies in Washington and Oregon can stop them?
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Leonard Hofstadter : It's just a blackout. I'm sure the power'll be back on soon.
Sheldon Cooper : And I'm sure some fool in the Donner party said the snow would stop any day now. I like to think they ate him first.
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[first lines]
[Sheldon sounds a virtual klaxon in Leonard's bedroom]
Leonard Hofstadter : Yahhh! What the hell!
Sheldon Cooper : Emergency preparedness drill.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, no, come on!
Sheldon Cooper : You know how it works. Once a quarter; keep our readiness up. Now, rise and shine sleepyhead, half the town is probably dead.
Leonard Hofstadter : I have to get a lock for my door.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Sometimes crazy looks like sad so it'll suck you back in.
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[During a blackout Leonard and Penny start to make out. Sheldon walks in unannounced]
Sheldon Cooper : Excuse me, Leonard.
Leonard Hofstadter : Since when DON'T you knock? It's like the only good thing about you!