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Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir

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  • Abed Nadir : [about Star-Burns' video]  Some one-armed guy with a scar on his face dropped it off. He said he was Star-Burns' lawyer.

    Troy Barnes : How one-armed was he? Tell me when to stop.

    [Uses his right hand to indicate the length of the missing left arm, growing more excited the higher up he goes] 

    Abed Nadir : It was the other arm.

  • Britta Perry : [Britta pretends to be Star-Burns and encourages the group to ask her questions, as a way to deal with their grief]  Guys, you are doing this wrong. Ask me something personal.

    Abed Nadir : Star-Burns, I didn't know you that well, but why did you smell exactly like salami?

    Britta Perry : Abed!

    Pierce Hawthorne : I got one. Where's my comb?

    Britta Perry : [as Star-Burns]  I don't know.

    Pierce Hawthorne : Yep, it's him.

    Annie Edison : Why did you tape that switchblade to your ankle?

    Troy Barnes : Why did you always poop with the stall door open?

    Abed Nadir : Is it true you made out with Britta?

    Britta Perry : [annoyed as self]  I don't see how that's relevant.

    Pierce Hawthorne : It was Fat Neil's black light party. Vicki saw you.

    Britta Perry : If that's true...

    [as Star-Burns] 

    Britta Perry : if... maybe it was because she was really drunk and she had just found out that her first boyfriend was getting married.

    [as self] 

    Britta Perry : If you guys are gonna do this wrong, then I'm gonna take these off.

    [attempts to remove fake star-burns affixed to her face] 

    Britta Perry : Ow!

    Jeff Winger : [amused]  Okay, grief counseling is growing on me.

    [takes picture of Britta wearing fake star-burns] 

  • Abed Nadir : Star-Burns also left me his ashes. He requested they be burnt. I don't think he knows how ashes work.

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