- Caroline Channing: [notices Max smoking one of Sophie's electric cigarettes] Max, you shouldn't smoke. You'll get...
- Max Black: What, electrocuted? This is silly. If. If I'm gonna suck on something this hard and get no pleasure out of it, I should just date.
- Caroline Channing: Look at the size of that toilet!
- Max Black: That is one big-ass toilet... .. literally!