The Middle (TV Series)

Hecking It Up (2012)

Patricia Heaton: Frankie Heck

Quotes 

• Frankie Heck : Oh, God, this is crazy. Look at us. We're taking the Donahues' Passat, lying to each other, sneaking around. We can't keep doing this. We have to make a schedule.

• [after Frankie breaks down and admits that they've been secretly driving the Donahues' new car while they were away] 

  Nancy Donahue : Why would I ever hate you? I hate myself for not telling you to drive it in the first place! Seriously. What is the point of having a brand new car if you can't share it with your neighbors? I'm *thrilled* you drove it!

  Ron Donahue : Absolutely! You saved one of us from getting the first scratch and fighting with each other about it.

  [laughs] 

  Ron Donahue : Thanks, man!

  [Donahues leave smiling and laughing] 

  Frankie Heck : Well, now I know what's behind that Wall Of Nice. Big rolling fields of nice! I mean, they're just great. So, so great.

  Mike Heck : Yep. They really deserve better neighbors than us.