30 Rock (TV Series)
Idiots Are People Three! (2012)
Tina Fey: Liz Lemon
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Quotes
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Liz Lemon : Whazzup? Yeah baby! I'm here today to apologize for my earlier comments. I used an offensive term to describe a group of people that made America the continent that it is today. These kick ass people have given the world countless bodacious things like the Birther movement, intelligent design, water parks... No, I will not endorse water parks. They're cess pools of disease and people boo you when you walk back down the stairs. You know what you people have given the world? Girls Gone Wild. The Golden Globes. Cans that tell you how cold your beer is. Florida. Bratz dolls.
Tracy Jordan : Oh I get it, she's naming some things.
Liz Lemon : Listen to me, because of you there may be an Entourage movie!
Tracy Jordan : What's his name again?
[crowd chants "Turtle! Turtle!"]
Liz Lemon : No listen to me! I should give up at this point but I'm not going to! No, you're just gonna keep on riding motorcyles, having unprotected sex, and voting against free health care. You will make the same self destructive decisions over and over and over and over. And you will never be happy. Your job will hurt all the time. No one will make you Deutsche pancakes, or let you break down the jail when you play Monopoly. Oh my god I'm such an idiot!
[crowd cheers]
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Denise Richards : Idiots can do anything we put our minds to. I played a nucular scientist in a James Bonk movie.
Liz Lemon : What can I do to make this go away?
Tracy Jordan : Call my cell phone so I can hear the chicken dance again!
Denise Richards : And I want the video for my new single to play on TGS this week.
Tracy Jordan : But we want you to represent the community! Idiots aren't just strippers or stay at home moms, idiots are all around us! So it would mean a lot if you apologize publicly, since you already wrote mine, we went ahead and wrote yours.
[presents Liz with an Etch-A-Sketch]
