Game of Thrones (TV Series)

Mhysa (2013)

Sophie Turner: Sansa Stark

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• Tyrion Lannister : My lady, people have been laughing at me far longer than they've been laughing at you. I'm the Half-Man, the Demon-Monkey, the Imp.

  Sansa Stark : You're a Lannister. I am the disgraced daughter of the traitor, Ned Stark.

  Tyrion Lannister : The disgraced daughter and the demon monkey. We're perfect for each other.

• Sansa Stark : We could sheep shift Lord Desmond's bed. You cut a little hole in his mattress and you stuff sheep dung inside. Then you sew up the hole and make his bed again. His room will stink, but he won't know where it's coming from.

  Tyrion Lannister : Lady Sansa!

  Sansa Stark : My sister used to do that when she was angry with me. And she was always angry with me.

  [chuckles] 

  Tyrion Lannister : Why 'sheep shift?'

  Sansa Stark : That's the vulgar word for 'dung!'

  [Tyrion realizes what Sansa means] 

  Tyrion Lannister : My lady...

  Sansa Stark : Well, you asked me...

• Sansa Stark : So, how should we punish them?

  Tyrion Lannister : Who? Whom?

  Sansa Stark : Ser Eldrick Sarsfield and Lord Desmond Crakehall.

  Tyrion Lannister : Ah. I could speak to Lord Varys and learn their perversions. Anyone named Desmond Crakehall must be a pervert.

  Sansa Stark : I hear that you're a pervert.

  Tyrion Lannister : I am the Imp; I have certain standards to maintain.