Gravity Falls (TV Series)

The Legend of the Gobblewonker (2012)

Alex Hirsch: Grunkle Stan, Soos, Additional Voices

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Quotes 

• Grunkle Stan : [on a boat, to a couple on another boat with the man about to propose]  Wanna hear a joke? Here goes: my ex-wife still misses me

  [beat] 

  Grunkle Stan : *but her aim is gettin' better!*

  [beat] 

  Grunkle Stan : *Her aim is gettin' better!*

  [beat] 

  Grunkle Stan : You see, it's, it's funny because marriage is terrible!

• Dipper Pines : All right, if we wanna win this contest, we've gotta do it right! Think: what's the number one problem with most monster hunts?

  Soos : You're a side character and you die in the first five minutes of the movie.

  [pause] 

  Soos : Dude, am I a side character? Do you ever think about stuff like that?

• Grunkle Stan : All right, maybe I haven't been the best summer caretaker. But I swear, today we're gonna have some real family fun. Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car?

  Dipper Pines , Mabel Pines : Yay!

  Dipper Pines : Wait, what?

• Grunkle Stan : Hey!

  Grunkle Stan : Wanna hear a joke?

  Grunkle Stan : Here goes.

  Grunkle Stan : My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!

  Grunkle Stan : Her aim is getting better!

  Grunkle Stan : You, you see it's funny because marriage is terrible.