- Ed Alzate: We're screwed!
- Mike Baxter: Calm down, calm down.
- Ed Alzate: No, no, not just a little screwed. I'm talking going through Turkish customs with a bag of heroin taped to your leg screwed.
- Mike Baxter: Enough about your step-brother!
- Ed Alzate: You're head of marketing and that includes handling talent.
- Mike Baxter: Since when?
- Ed Alzate: Since I found out how loud he is in real life.