30 Rock (TV Series)

Idiots Are People Two! (2012)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

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• Tracy Jordan : The so-called idiot community will not be silenced.

  Liz Lemon : For God's sake, Tracy!

  Tracy Jordan : We are legion! We are America! Frat boys, DJs, loud-mouth old bitches, investment bankers, the tramp stamp, parrot heads, anti-vaccination crusaders, and people who won't shut up about scuba diving!

• Liz Lemon : And why did you have to offend the gay community? It is the most organized of all the communities. They make the Japanese look like the Greeks!

  Liz Lemon : How is what I said offensive, and that's not?

  Liz Lemon : Because no one heard me say it.

• Jack Donaghy : Lemon, obviously I can't approve of someone I've never met.

  Liz Lemon : Yeah well, I'm not letting you meet Criss because you won't approve of him.

  Jack Donaghy : Well then I guess this is a Catch 22, although I don't know for sure because I refuse to read literature that questions the morality of war.

• Jack Donaghy : I would like to ask you why Tracy is outside cursing this network with a megaphone.

  Liz Lemon : It's a good one Jack. Tracy has organized a protest by NBC with his fellow idiots.

  Jack Donaghy : He what? Oh no no no, we need idiots. You need idiots. Who do you think is watching your show?

  Liz Lemon : Funky taste makers?

  Jack Donaghy : Look at this chart: black nerds, Jet Blue passengers who fall asleep with the TV on, pets whose owners have died, and idiots. You need to fix this.

• Tracy Jordan : [voicemail message]  Hi, this is Tracy's cell phone. Dotcom, hold the steering wheel, I need to leave my outgoing message. Oh my God, what did I just hit, was that a person? Is that paint or blood? Dotcom, this did not happen! We take this to our graves!

  [beep] 

  Liz Lemon : Tracy, this is Liz Lemon, please call the office when you get the chance. As you pointed out, my extension spells out the word "anus" with an "I". Bye.

  [hangs up]