The Middle (TV Series)

The Map (2012)

Eden Sher: Sue Heck

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• Axl Heck : I call their dresser!

  Sue Heck : Why do you get the dresser? You don't need a dresser. You're a head, remember? You don't have clothes.

  Axl Heck : Neither do you. You're a head on a dude's body.

  Sue Heck : Mom! He's gonna do it. He's still gonna freeze my head.

  Brick Heck : Don't worry, Sue. I'll be here. I'll make sure.

  Sue Heck : Thank you.

  Axl Heck : Unless you die in your sleep.

  Brick Heck : Mom!

• Frankie Heck : Look, Aunt Ginny lived a long, full life and she died in her sleep. I think we can all take comfort in that.

  Brick Heck : How is that comforting? I sleep every night. I'd be more comforted if she died in a hang gliding accident.

  Mike Heck : No, in your sleep is what you're shooting for. You just close your eyes and never wake up. You never even know.

  Brick Heck : You never even know?

  Frankie Heck : The point is she looked good.

  Mike Heck : She really did.

  Frankie Heck : And she's in a beautiful spot.

  Sue Heck : She really is.

  Axl Heck : Well, I'm never ending up in a place like that, I'll tell you that right now.

  Mike Heck : If you figure out how to avoid it, let us know.

  Axl Heck : I already did. I'm gonna be frozen.

  Frankie Heck : You're gonna be frozen?

  Sue Heck : Ew, Axl!

  Axl Heck : Relax. Not my whole body. I'm just gonna freeze my head.

  Mike Heck : You're not freezing your head.

  Axl Heck : What? Think about it. I'm pretty awesome. If I go, the world's gonna want me back. So, I'll just freeze my head, and then when they come up with a cure for whatever I died of, they'll unfreeze me.

  Sue Heck : That's creepy. How can you be sure your head will ever get put back on your right body?

  Axl Heck : If I were you, I'd want my head to be put on somebody else's body.

• Sue Heck : So, Dad, you're not going to believe this. Brad came up to me on the stairs and said the most shocking thing to me. He said he has a huge secret.

  Mike Heck : Uh, Sue, you know, I don't think it's that big a secret.

  Sue Heck : No, it is. Guess what he said? A boy likes me!

  Mike Heck : Brad said that?

  Sue Heck : Yeah, he said a boy likes me.

  Mike Heck : That's what Brad said?

  Sue Heck : Right.

  Mike Heck : Uh-huh. Now, when he said that was that Brad talking or you talking?

  Sue Heck : Dad, there's really only one way to take this. Brad said a boy likes me.

  Mike Heck : I don't think so. Who's "me" in this scenario?

  Sue Heck : Me.

  Mike Heck : "You" you or "you" Brad?

  Sue Heck : What?

  Mike Heck : Let's say you wrote it in a book. Would it say, "'A boy likes me,' said Brad."?

  Sue Heck : Why would a boy like Brad? Wh-why would Brad say a boy likes him? That doesn't make any sense.