How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

46 Minutes (2012)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

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Quotes 

• Kevin : Hey guys where are Marshall and Lily?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Something terrible happened...

  Kevin : Are they okay? Are they in the hospital?

  Barney Stinson : No, somewhere much, much worse...

  Marshall Eriksen : Long Island!

• Robin Scherbatsky : [Sitting at the booth without Marshall and Lily]  Look at what's become of our booth.

  Ted Mosby : Looks like my old shop teachers hand - just sort of missing something.

• Barney Stinson : As new group leader, I say we do something we never would have done with Marshall and Lily here. Remember that amazing idea I had that one time?

  Barney Stinson : [Title says "Every night since 2005]  Let's go to a strip club.

  Lily Aldrin : Nope.

  Barney Stinson : [Back to present]  So, what do you guys say? Let's declare your Independence with a on-the-pen-dance.

  [Gets silence] 

  Barney Stinson : on-the-pen-dance.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Yeah, we got it.

• Stripper Lily : [Ted, Robin, Barney, and Kevin just escaped a poker game with some Russians]  We go to party at slaughterhouse. You come?

  Robin Scherbatsky : [thought]  Please God, no!

  Barney Stinson : [thought]  Don't let me be in charge of the gang anymore!

  Butterfly Knife : [thought]  I can't believe that Kevin doesn't remember me from our sessions three years ago.

  Kevin : [thought]  Is that the lunatic who stabbed all those prison guards?