How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

46 Minutes (2012)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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Quotes 

• Barney Stinson : Stop pining over Marshall and Lily! Have some self respect. Now put this fiver in your mouth so that stripper with the lazy eye can vacuum it up with...

  Ted Mosby : Barney! I'm allowed to miss them alright? They're my two best friends.

  Barney Stinson : I'm your two best friends!

• Ted Mosby : It's like when they canceled Party Of Five for the second time.

  [pause] 

  Ted Mosby : I mean when they canceled -

  [searching for something manly to say] 

  Ted Mosby : sports.

• Robin Scherbatsky : [Sitting at the booth without Marshall and Lily]  Look at what's become of our booth.

  Ted Mosby : Looks like my old shop teachers hand - just sort of missing something.

• Ted Mosby : [Drunk]  Who needs Marshall and Lily. We have a new gang and we're all gonna hang out together forever.

  Stripper Lily : My shift is done. Good-bye.

  Barney Stinson : Wait, stop! Technically this song's not over, so we own you. Plus, we're best friends! Where to next?

  Arvydas : We go to underground poker game in mostly abandoned insane asylum.

  Barney Stinson : Yes! This is going to be AWESOME. And when it is I want you all to remember who lead you there: Barney Stinson; new gang leader.

  [Cut to sketchiest poker game ever]