Expectant father Willie Lump Lump is pacing impatiently in the waiting room for expectant fathers. Another expectant father offers him a cigarette to help him calm down. After nervously shaking the entire carton of cigarettes empty - Willie doesn't smoke! The other father-to-be asks Willie what his secret is to remaining calm. "Wouldn't you like to know!" What's your secret to staying cool and collected? "Well, I keep cool - the doctor will collect later!"
