2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Secret Ingredient (2012)

Jonathan Kite: Oleg

Quotes 

• Oleg : [to Han, who is squeamish about even saying the word "tampon", even though he tripled the price on them and everybody is railing against it]  C'mon, say it. Tampon, tampon, tampon. What's the big deal? In Ukraine, there are pop songs about it.

  [sings] 

  Oleg : She's so dirty, she's so grouchy.

  [Then beatboxes for six notes, ends it with the table bell, then jokingly flashes a gang symbol and walks away] 

• Oleg : [after Max gave a quarter to a customer to go buy a tampon in the ladies room]  I couldn't help but over hear. I have a tampon.

  Caroline Channing : Oleg, why would *you* have a tampon?

  Oleg : Same reason I carry a lighter even though I don't smoke. Feels good to be the hero.