Mike & Molly (TV Series)

Victoria Can't Drive (2012)

Rondi Reed: Peggy

Quotes 

• Mike Biggs : [arguing because Mike invited his father to his wedding]  Ma, it's my wedding day. Can't you put your differences aside for one hour?

  Peggy : One hour? Have you ever been to a Catholic wedding? After three hours of stand, kneel, and pray, you look up at Jesus on the cross and start thinking HE'S THE LUCKY ONE!

• Mike Biggs : You know what? I give up! Come to my wedding, don't come to my wedding. Do what you want, cause after all, it's your special day!

  Peggy : It was! Now you can spend it with your precious daddy, and your step mommy, the prostitute! Hey, maybe you can book her for the bachelor party!

• Victoria Flynn : So, why wouldn't you want to go to the wedding and show that ex-husband of yours what you were able to do without him?

  Peggy : Oh, I wouldn't dream of using the kid's special day to grind a twenty year old ax.

  Victoria Flynn : If it was me, I would be rolling up to that wedding with my hair done, a face full of makeup, and a dress short enough to show off those legs, which have held up very nicely.

  Peggy : Well, I square dance and do water aerobics.

  Victoria Flynn : It shows. I'd kill for those legs. But I did get lucky in the boob department.

  Peggy : Yes you did, they are high and ample.

  Victoria Flynn : Hey, if you change your mind and you do decide to go to the wedding, I would be happy to do your makeup for you.

  Peggy : Eh, I don't think so.

  Victoria Flynn : Found this great new lipstick. If it can give a dead person kissable lips, imagine what it can do for you. Later, Jimbo.

  Peggy : [after she's gone]  She's not wrong about my sticks. At the public pool, people used to mistake me for Ann Margaret.

• Mike Biggs : What do you want from me? He's my father, I can't just cut him out of my life completely.

  Peggy : Why not? He wrote the both of us off the minute he walked out that door and followed his boner all the way to Pompano Beach!