Community (TV Series)

Digital Exploration of Interior Design (2012)

Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir

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Quotes 

• Abed Nadir : You can't connect the blanket fort to the pillow fort and still call it a pillow fort. Even if you could, I'd rather see my work destroyed than compromise it.

  Dean Pelton : Great, Abed will destroy his pillow fort, and Troy will expand his blanket fort into the space. Everyone wins. Except Abed, but you know, not everyone can win.

• Abed Nadir : Yeah, and we're going to build a super awesome pillow fort here at the school.

  Britta Perry : Another pillow fort? Kind of repeating yourselves, aren't you?

  Abed Nadir : That was a blanket fort. This will be a pillow fort. Way more difficult, way better.

  Troy Barnes : All difficult things are better, like carrying a disease or holding in a fart right now.

• Abed Nadir : Prepare to initiate Protocol Omega. Good-bye, pillow fort.

  [Abed reaches for the self-destruct sock] 

  Abed Nadir : You were a beautiful dream.

  Vice Dean Laybourne : More than a dream.

  [Abed releases the self-destruct and turns to look at Vice Dean] 

  Vice Dean Laybourne : It's here.

  Abed Nadir : Who are you?

  Vice Dean Laybourne : Someone who understands dedication to craftsmanship in the face of mediocrity. This world is run by the unremarkables. Don't do what you always do, Abed. Don't corrupt the host to pacify the parasites. Ask yourself... "What if I stopped worrying about their acceptance of me?" What if it fell to the Reggies of the world to keep up with the inspectors or perish? Now please turn your head while I crawl away. I'm going through some stuff right now. I'm very insecure.

  [Abed turns away]