Community (TV Series)

Digital Exploration of Interior Design (2012)

Alison Brie: Annie Edison

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Quotes 

• Annie Edison : Aah!

  Britta Perry : Whoa!

  Jeff Winger : Oh, jeez.

  Garrett Lambert : There's a situation developing in the study room! I'd elaborate, but I'm out of breath because I walked here very briskly!

• Jeff Winger : Well, according to the office, this is the locker of the only Kim I've had any class with since 2009.

  Annie Edison : Wonder what you did to make her so mad. Maybe the two of you made out, and then you forgot about her.

  Jeff Winger : Annie, that's what you think of me? I don't make out with forgettable women.

• Dean Pelton : Gang, meet Greendale's newest student, Subway.

  Troy Barnes : Your name is Subway?

  Subway : Yep, using a groundbreaking, but surprisingly legal process known as corpo-humanisation. Real people such as myself are now allowed to represent the collective humanity of business owners. I have contractually waived my birth identity, and am now a man and student named Subway.

  [Hands Troy his student pass] 

  Troy Barnes : I don't believe this. Come on, Subway, there is no way you're 5'10".

  Jeff Winger : So, you can vote?

  Subway : Actually no, because technically I'm only a week old.

  Annie Edison : Awww.

• Jeff Winger : [at Annie's locker]  Well, have fun.

  [exits and returns] 

  Jeff Winger : Wait, since when do we have lockers?

  Annie Edison : Uh, since registration day, 2009. Jeff, did you skip the Preorientation Freshman Welcome Seminar and Diversity Fire Circle? This explains so much about you.

  Jeff Winger : Are you saying I've had a locker here for 2 1/2 years?

  [cut to Jeff opening his now located locker] 

  Jeff Winger : Whoa, whoa. Wow.

  [reading old flyers spilling from his locker] 

  Jeff Winger : "Halloween dance." "Post-Halloween dance." "Dance contest." "Contest dance." Oh, come on. What's this? "Save Garrett"? What's wrong with Garrett?

  Annie Edison : Nothing now. We saved him.

  Garrett Lambert : [struggling with water fountain]  Aah!

  Jeff Winger : Wait, that's "saved" Garrett?

• Jeff Winger : [Reading a letter]  "Dear Jeff, this might come as a shock to someone who thinks he's God's gift to the world, but you're actually an inconsiderate jerk. Kim." Inconsiderate?

  Annie Edison : Who's Kim?

  Jeff Winger : I don't know, and clearly she doesn't know me.

  Student : [Annie sneezes]  Gesundheit.

  Jeff Winger : I didn't sneeze.

  [scoffs] 

• Annie Edison : Jeff, are you okay?

  Jeff Winger : I'm lying on campus furniture, so no.

  Annie Edison : Is it about this Kim girl?

  Jeff Winger : She is someone who died thinking I was a dick. I can never apologize. I can never change her mind. That makes me a dick forever.

  Annie Edison : You think that's what an apology is? A spell you cast on another person to make them forgive you? Apologies are opportunities to admit your own mistakes. Apologize to her locker.

  Jeff Winger : But how can I apologize if I don't know what I did wrong?

  Annie Edison : Well, didn't she call you inconsiderate? Sounds to me like you know exactly what you did wrong.

• Jeff Winger : [carrying a bouquet of flowers]  Kim. It's me, Jeff. The inconsiderate jerk. Look, I don't remember hurting you, and I have to assume that's what hurt you. God knows what crime you've committed to deserve me disregarding you entirely. But whatever your crime, I think we both know the real crime is mine. I'm a self-centered, shallow jackass.

  [Annie nods her head in agreement] 

  Jeff Winger : And I just want to... thank you for your note because I'm going to try and change. I just wish you were here to forgive me.

  Guy : I am. And I do. I'm Kim.

  Jeff Winger : What? You said Kim was dead.

  Guy : Because you never remember who I am. First year, we hung out, like, ten times. And each time, you introduced yourself to me. That's why I wrote that note. And then today, it's like you still don't remember me. And... and you still assume from my name that I am a girl. I had no choice but to make up that awesome story about a dead chick to hurt you like you hurt me. I am so sorry... Kim. Right?

  Guy : Do you know how long I've waited to hear you say that?

  [Jeff embraces Kim] 

  Annie Edison : What the hell is this crap?

  Jeff Winger : Annie, this is Kim. I think because he had a girl's name, I never took him seriously.

  Guy : It happens literally all the time, which is insane because 16% of all people named Kim are men.

  [chuckles] 

  Jeff Winger : I'm sorry, buddy.

  Annie Edison : Don't apologize to this guy.

  Jeff Winger : You told me to apologize.

  Annie Edison : To a dead girl's locker. I thought I was representing the sisterhood. Thought I was teaching you a lesson about all the girls you dominate and then ignore. Not to waste your energy on some weird, cloying, hypersensitive stalker with a girl's name.

  Guy : Hey! You are really mean.

  Annie Edison : Put it in a letter, Jane Austen.

  [Annie storms off] 

• Annie Edison : Jeff. I wanted to apologize. I never realized I had my own issues regarding gender roles, and it was certainly unfair of me to take them out on Kim.

  Jeff Winger : Mm. Who's Kim?

• Britta Perry : Corporate America has destroyed love.

  Annie Edison : Again?

  Britta Perry : Subway! Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.

  Subway #2 : Britta, you silly. It is me, Subway.

  Britta Perry : What?

  Subway #2 : I had a great time with you last night in the pillow fort, the one exception being the deviant sex act you initiated without my consent.

  [kisses Britta on the forehead] 

  Subway #2 : Eat fresh.

  [exits]