Community (TV Series)

Digital Exploration of Interior Design (2012)

Jim Rash: Dean Pelton

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Quotes 

• Abed Nadir : You can't connect the blanket fort to the pillow fort and still call it a pillow fort. Even if you could, I'd rather see my work destroyed than compromise it.

  Dean Pelton : Great, Abed will destroy his pillow fort, and Troy will expand his blanket fort into the space. Everyone wins. Except Abed, but you know, not everyone can win.

• Subway Rep : Well, if that'll be all, I'll be on my way. If someone could hand me my jacket.

  Pierce Hawthorne : It's right over there on the coat rack next to the door.

  Subway Rep : If somebody could just hand it to me, that would be great.

  Dean Pelton : I guess I'm confused. Why don't you just grab it on your way out the door...

  [interrupted] 

  Subway Rep : You know what? Now I'm not leaving. Now I'm just going to sit for a while and focus on how unacceptable today was.

• Dean Pelton : Gang, meet Greendale's newest student, Subway.

  Troy Barnes : Your name is Subway?

  Subway : Yep, using a groundbreaking, but surprisingly legal process known as corpo-humanisation. Real people such as myself are now allowed to represent the collective humanity of business owners. I have contractually waived my birth identity, and am now a man and student named Subway.

  [Hands Troy his student pass] 

  Troy Barnes : I don't believe this. Come on, Subway, there is no way you're 5'10".

  Jeff Winger : So, you can vote?

  Subway : Actually no, because technically I'm only a week old.

  Annie Edison : Awww.

• Pierce Hawthorne : Dean? I assume you're familiar with the Greendale bylaws.

  Dean Pelton : [Confidently]  I am... not.

  Pierce Hawthorne : Shirley, you do the honors. My brain starts getting weird this time of night.

  Jeff Winger : It's 10 a.m.

  Pierce Hawthorne : You're welcome.

• Dean Pelton : Wow, did you know Greendale students are technically in the Army Reserves?

  [Touches Jeff's shoulder] 

  Dean Pelton : Let's say a little prayer for peace.

• Britta Perry : [demanding]  What's going on?

  Pierce Hawthorne : I'll ask the questions here. You had sex with Subway, and I recorded it.

  Subway Rep : Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Hmm. You know what, I'm going to let this one slide.

  Pierce Hawthorne , Shirley Bennett : [unison]  What?

  Subway Rep : I know we have very strict rules against romantic entanglements with our corpohumanoids, but at this point in time, we can't stop them from having hearts. These two are clearly in love. If they want to express that love in a perfectly healthy way, then... okay, hold on. Th... is this what I think it is? That got unhealthy real quick. That... okay, that's... yeah, that's weird. That is well out of the mainstream. You know, I was raised in the... the Bay Area, but I... I'm a father now.

  [removes headphones and clears throat] 

  Subway Rep : Subway cannot stand for that, and frankly, Rick, I... I'm surprised you did.

  Subway : My name is Subway.

  Subway Rep : Not anymore.

  [speaking into his shirt sleeve] 

  Subway Rep : The bread is stale.

  Subway : No! No!

  Dean Pelton : Oh, my God.

  Britta Perry : Subway, I love you!

  Subway : Britta!

  Pierce Hawthorne : Shut up.

  Britta Perry : [whispers, glaring at Pierce]  How could you?

  [Pierce silently glares back]