The Thick of It (TV Series)

Episode #4.5 (2012)

James Smith: Glenn Cullen

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Quotes 

• Adam Kenyon : [to Glenn]  Hey! 2,000-year old man! Why the FUCK did you send the whole email? Huh? You were supposed to redact it! Send the top email, not the whole fucking exchange! Jesus Christ on a crystal meth binge!

  Glenn Cullen : Terri and I sent what you gave me.

  Adam Kenyon : [in disbelief]  Terri? Why the fuc - THE ONLY REASON I'D EVER ASK TERRI FOR HELP IS - IS TO SHOOT ME IF I EVER ASKED TERRI FOR HELP!

  Glenn Cullen : Same reason you gave it to me. Distance. Two people, twice the distance!

  Fergus Williams : BUT TERRI DOESN'T GIVE US ANY DISTANCE! TERRI GIVE ME A TWITCH!

  [points to his eye] 

  Fergus Williams : RIGHT HERE! Yeah, laugh it up, Glenn, BUT I'VE GOT A TWITCH CALLED TERRI!

  Terri Coverley : [angrily, from behind a book shelf]  I am actually here, you know!

  Fergus Williams : Yeah! And that, in a nutshell, is the whole fucking problem!

  [Fergus storms off, Adam follows] 

  Adam Kenyon : [singsong]  Fuck you very much.

  [to the bewildered carers, who have witnessed the entire exchange] 

  Adam Kenyon : Five minutes, guys.