Being Human (TV Series)

A Spectre Calls (2012)

Damien Molony: Hal

Quotes 

• Hal : When you said "rather odd", what were you implying?

  Dr. North : That he's a half-wit.

  Tom : That's not very nice.

• Dr. North : Are you the baby's sole carer?

  Tom : Nope. It's not just me.

  Dr. North : There's the baby's mother?

  Tom : Sort of, yeah.

  Dr. North : Is everything all right here? because you seem rather odd.

  Hal : [Enters]  What do you mean by that?

  Dr. North : Who are you?

  Hal : [Uncomfortable]  I'm, um...

  [Looks at Annie] 

  Annie : Say it.

  Hal : I'm his... boyfriend.

• Annie : Must be lovely being you. Always the cleverest and the oldest and never forget anything for hundreds of years.

  Hal : [Dead serious]  No. It's terrible.

• Annie : Now I know that you could never hurt Eve, so...

  [she hugs him around his middle] 

  Hal : Awkward.

• Hal : Annie's getting hysterical downstairs and I'm not enjoying it.

• Tom : Annie's made a rota.

  Hal : I already have a rota.

  Tom : Seven a.m. I feed the baby. Eight a.m. you walk the baby. There's a task for every hour and it's color-coded.

  Hal : With little pictures of nappies and bottles. And glitter. She's planned every moment of every minute of every day of our lives.

  Tom : We must destroy this.