Being Human (TV Series)

The Graveyard Shift (2012)

Michael Socha: Tom

Quotes 

• Hal : I used to ride a horse once. I had a sword... I was respected. better than that, I was feared. i... Peasants had their backs flayed for looking at me funny. It was brutal but it worked. We had order, we had respect and now we have this?

  Tom : Okay then mate let's go in the back and have a bit of a chat now shall we, come on.

  Hal : And I had a shield. A red one!

• Tom : Those ladies on the cover, showing everything to everyone. No one will want to court them.

  Hal : Sorry, "court" them?

  Tom : You know what I mean.

  Hal : Only because I was around during the coronation.

• Annie : [Frustrated with Tom and Hal ignoring her]  Annie! How was your day? Oh, thank you. Thank you for asking, because it was a bit weird. I got stalked by a vampire in the park and then I pushed my sex memories into another vampire's sad little vampire brain. Ooh, that is weird Annie. Yes, I know. Thank you for asking.

  Tom : Is there something you'd like to tell us, Annie?

• Hal : [His first day working at the restaurant]  Kill me. Seriously, kill me now. You can tell Annie I attacked you, or something.

  Tom : Maybe later, if you work really hard.

• Tom : I like your tights. You look like a bee and I like bees.

  Michaela : Are you coming on to me?

  Tom : I don't know. Is that like chatting up?

• Tom : I can't believe I binned my big stake for you.

  Hal : A stake. You binned *a* stake, Tom.

• Tom : Were you just going to hand me over?

  Hal : Not exactly hand you over. More just step aside. But I've changed my mind.

  Tom : How do I know that?

  Hal : I don't know, maybe because we are whispering in the dark behind a counter.