Theater Camp (2023)

Molly Gordon: Rebecca-Diane

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• Amos Klobuchar : [Upon hearing that a child's musical audition piece will be "I Had a Dream" from "Les Miserables."]  That's a good song choice. I totally believe her as a French prostitute.

  Rebecca-Diane : Amos!

  Amos Klobuchar : Sorry. Sex worker.

• Troy Rubinsky : [Devon and Troy finish singing Better Now by Post Malone]  That's what's up, dawg. Finally.

  Amos Klobuchar : Can you clear now, please? Thank you.

  Rebecca-Diane : Sit down.

  Troy Rubinsky : That was bussin'.

  Amos Klobuchar : Inappropriate to give feedback during the audition.

  Rebecca-Diane : Yeah.

  Amos Klobuchar : Please don't internalize that.

• Rebecca-Diane : [Holding a tear stick]  Do you wanna be the Lance Armstrong of theater?

  Mackenzie Thomas : No.

  Rebecca-Diane : [Crying]  Get off the stick.

• Amos Klobuchar : I'm not going to sugarcoat it; emotionally, physically, and spiritually this is our most complicated piece we've ever tried to do. Most ambitious. Now we only have three weeks to create a masterpiece. It's on you now. It's up to you. So, that's on your shoulders, as well as Joan's well-being and her legacy. All on you.

  Rebecca-Diane : But you so deserve it on every level, you guys are so talented, so unbelievable, this will break you. This will fully destroy you.

  Amos Klobuchar : Congratulations on being the most talented kids at camp!

• Amos Klobuchar : ...Rebecca could feel it too because we kind of share a soul and we are linked artistically, emotionally...

  Rebecca-Diane : Completely. We are one.

  Janet Walch : You're co-dependent.

  Amos Klobuchar : Well, no, I would say we are dependent on each other.

• Rebecca-Diane : This has nothing to do with you.

  Amos Klobuchar : Wha... Exactly! Why would you do something that has nothing to do with me?

  Rebecca-Diane : Let that statement just sit in the space.