House M.D. (TV Series)
Gut Check (2012)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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Dr. Gregory House : The sound of a needy child is stirring your paternal juices.
Dr. James Wilson : The sound of a needy child at 112 decibels has stirred my inner murderer. Don't mess with me.
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Dr. Gregory House : [Wilson has a headache] Neighbor's baby again?
Dr. James Wilson : I could hear it through earplugs, two pillows and three sleeping pills.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Chase] Roomies with benefits keeping you up?
Dr. Robert Chase : Cribbage. I played with Park's Popo.
Dr. Gregory House : Is that two separate events?
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Dr. James Wilson : [to House] You think I'm going to quit on this? On an 11-year-old?
Dr. Gregory House : The only relationship you haven't quit on has been with me.
Dr. James Wilson : Hmm. A needy, truculent narcissist. I think it's been perfect training for parenthood.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Wilson] Pass the bacon.
Dr. James Wilson : I thought you liked prosciutto.
Dr. Gregory House : Nobody likes prosciutto.
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Dr. Gregory House : You're going to need a whole new theory to keep Uncle Jesse and his Olsen twins on the bench.
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Dr. Chris Taub : I've known a lot of bullies: people who didn't like me because I'm short, people who didn't like me because I'm Jewish...
Dr. Gregory House : Yeah, I get it. There's a long list of reasons not to like you.