House M.D. (TV Series)

Gut Check (2012)

Peter Jacobson: Dr. Chris Taub

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• Dr. Robert Chase : Fighting's the best part of hockey. Without it, you've got the Ice Capades.

  Dr. Chris Taub : Fighting has nothing to do with hockey. It's like the cheerleaders at a basketball game.

  Dr. Robert Chase : Cheerleading's the best part of basketball. Without it, you've got... basketball.

• Dr. Chris Taub : [to Bobby]  According to your psych eval, the only thing happier than you is Disneyland.

• Dr. Chris Taub : I've known a lot of bullies: people who didn't like me because I'm short, people who didn't like me because I'm Jewish...

  Dr. Gregory House : Yeah, I get it. There's a long list of reasons not to like you.

• Dr. Chi Park : [to Taub]  Chase let me move in with him to get away from my grandmother. Then, he practically let my grandmother move in with the both of us. He's being way more than nice.

  Dr. Chris Taub : Then which answer is it? Chase feels guilty for pushing you to move out?

  Dr. Chi Park : He didn't push me.

  Dr. Chris Taub : Guilt about skanks.

  Dr. Chi Park : He loves skanks.

  Dr. Chris Taub : It's not the other option.

  Dr. Chi Park : There are people that like me. People even want to sleep with me. Some of them are even good-looking.

  Dr. Chris Taub : That good-looking?

• Dr. Jessica Adams : Aside from the crying, he's actually recovering nicely.

  Dr. Chris Taub : Aside from the guy in the book depository, the Kennedys had a lovely trip to Dallas.