House M.D. (TV Series)

Nobody's Fault (2012)

Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House

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• Dr. Gregory House : Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym. Those who can't move their arms or legs teach us to laugh at others.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Cofield]  Coward.

  Dr. Walter Cofield : Excuse me?

  Dr. Gregory House : You've got, like, 20 pages of notes there. You were expecting to bore us for at least half an hour. You got my parole form in here. You were gonna send me back to prison.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : House, stop.

  Dr. Gregory House : Good things usually happen. Bad things sometimes happen. The fact that that would-be widow came in just in time to sob all over your soft, mushy heart and the fact that her husband's gonna live does not change whether or not I did the right thing.

• Dr. Walter Cofield : This will be our last round of questions. I've spoken with Dr. Chase. You know he regained movement.

  Dr. Gregory House : No.

  Dr. Walter Cofield : [stares at House and turns off his recorder]  Are you really this indifferent to the fact that Dr. Chase is hurt?

  Dr. Gregory House : We're going off the record because this is irrelevant or are you gonna hit me?

  Dr. Walter Cofield : Why don't you go tell the guy you're sorry...

  Dr. Gregory House : I didn't do anything wrong.

  Dr. Walter Cofield : It's not an admission of guilt. He's your friend and he's not well.

  Dr. Gregory House : He's a co-worker.

  Dr. Walter Cofield : Co-worker whom you've known for almost ten years who nearly died and who's still scared he may not walk.

  Dr. Gregory House : Are you going to have me fired for bad manners?

• Dr. Walter Cofield : Let the record show that we are officially convening a disciplinary hearing regarding the events of February 3, 2012 in patient room 209. Dr. House, this recording will be transcribed and published along with all supporting documentation and rulings. Do you have any questions before we get started?

  Dr. Gregory House : Yeah. Who the hell are you?

  Dr. Walter Cofield : I'm Walter Cofield, Chief of Neurology, Mercy Hospital. I'll be deciding your fate today.

• Dr. Walter Cofield : [to House when he takes some Vicodin]  What are you doing?

  Dr. Gregory House : Taking my Vic-amins.

• Dr. Gregory House : My diagnostic test worked. It proved the patient had a steroid-induced psychosis.

  Dr. Walter Cofield : And that's what you took away from this situation?

  Dr. Gregory House : The brain was not a symptom of an underlying disease.

  Dr. Walter Cofield : Your colleague was stabbed. Are you telling me you didn't care?

• Dr. Gregory House : [When House and his team are at Chase's bedside]  Lungs, rash, now excessive RR variability. Go.

  [nobody answers him] 

  Dr. Chris Taub : It's a hospital. There are lots of doctors who can take care of him.

  Dr. Gregory House : And your thinking is that only you guys are qualified to sit in this room doing nothing? If you're motivated by caring, just bear in mind, he's a dedicated chemistry teacher with a pretty wife and adoring students, baby on the way.

  Dr. Jessica Adams : She's not pregnant.

  Dr. Gregory House : Would it make a difference? 'Cause I could knock her up. Autonomic dysregulation...

  Dr. Jessica Adams : Shut up.