Warehouse 13 (TV Series)

The Greatest Gift (2011)

Saul Rubinek: Artie Nielsen

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Quotes 

• Artie Nielsen : Murder is legal in Vegas, right?

• Artie Nielsen : [inspecting a row of bonsai trees]  James always loved these damn things.

  Artie Nielsen : [cuts a branch off one tree with a pair of scissors]  Banzai, Jimmy!

• Artie Nielsen : Pete.

  [Artie Says Pete's name - THREE TIMES - after Pete BAMS the metal door three times] 

  Pete Lattimer : What?

  Artie Nielsen : Pull.

  [Pete pulls the door open; Artie goes, "Yes"] 

  Pete Lattimer : Would it hurt you to put up a sign?

• Artie Nielsen : What are you Doing?

  [Artie cuts a branch off MacPherson's Bonzi tree with a SICK sadism] 

  Claudia Donovan : Trying to find away around the Security Protocols - SILENCE From The Landscaping Department, Please.

  [Claudia enunciates as if saying Silence From The Lambscaping Department]