- [first lines]
- Sigrid Haugli: Think how nice it will be when we get a baby.
- Frank Tagliano: Yes. Mind blowing.
- Frank Tagliano: [birds and bees talk] Next time you get a little anxiety with a girl, you know, a little intimidated, you look at her, up and down, say to yourself, women are food. Yeah. They are a reward for a man's hard day's work. Like a good meal. Why do we call them sugar, honey, sweetie, cupcake. Am I right?
- Jonas Haugli: [thoughtful nod]
- Frank Tagliano: They're our nourishment. They exist to inspire us, with those luscious lips, beautiful tits, round, smooth, creamy asses. Delicious pussies. All waiting to be tasted, licked, bitten, sucked, savored like a fine wine. You get what I'm sayin'?
- Jonas Haugli: Yes!
- Frank Tagliano: That's my boy. Now go to be bed. Remember what I said...
- Jaswinder: [turnig off alarm clock in his luggage] Jaswinder Singh. Not a terrorist, just a boring Sikh from Drammen.