Lilyhammer (TV Series)

The Midwife (2012)

Steven Van Zandt: Frank Tagliano

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• [first lines] 

  Sigrid Haugli : Think how nice it will be when we get a baby.

  Frank Tagliano : Yes. Mind blowing.

• Frank Tagliano : [birds and bees talk]  Next time you get a little anxiety with a girl, you know, a little intimidated, you look at her, up and down, say to yourself, women are food. Yeah. They are a reward for a man's hard day's work. Like a good meal. Why do we call them sugar, honey, sweetie, cupcake. Am I right?

  Jonas Haugli : [thoughtful nod] 

  Frank Tagliano : They're our nourishment. They exist to inspire us, with those luscious lips, beautiful tits, round, smooth, creamy asses. Delicious pussies. All waiting to be tasted, licked, bitten, sucked, savored like a fine wine. You get what I'm sayin'?

  Jonas Haugli : Yes!

  Frank Tagliano : That's my boy. Now go to be bed. Remember what I said...