- Walden Schmidt: Does somebody got a pen I could borrow?
- [nobody in the cafe answers]
- Walden Schmidt: Nobody?
- [still no answer]
- Walden Schmidt: Excuse me, do you got a pen?
- Barista: Sorry.
- Walden Schmidt: This is unbelievable!
- [Chrissy coughs and holds a pen in her hand]
- Walden Schmidt: Well... Could I please borrow your pen?
- Chrissy: I'm sorry. Someone's using it.
- Walden Schmidt: Who?
- Chrissy: They're not here yet.
- Walden Schmidt: I would give you a hundred dollars to borrow that pen.
- [everyone in the cafe offers him a pen]
- Rose: [Bridget is spying on Walden and Zoey through the glass doors] Did he break your heart?
- Bridget Schmidt: [Bridget turns, sees Rose standing beside her, and screams but covers her mouth] Who are you?
- Rose: It doesn't matter. Do you want him back or do you want him to suffer?
- Bridget Schmidt: I don't know.
- Rose: That's all right. Oftentimes they're the same thing.
- Jake Harper: Man, I've seen so much crazy stuff in this house I could write a book.
- Alan Harper: That's a great idea. You got a title?
- Jake Harper: [pauses] Maybe I can't write a book.