Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
What a Lovely Landing Strip (2011)
Jeff Staron: Barista
Quotes
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Walden Schmidt : Does somebody got a pen I could borrow?
[nobody in the cafe answers]
Walden Schmidt : Nobody?
[still no answer]
Walden Schmidt : Excuse me, do you got a pen?
Barista : Sorry.
Walden Schmidt : This is unbelievable!
[Chrissy coughs and holds a pen in her hand]
Walden Schmidt : Well... Could I please borrow your pen?
Chrissy : I'm sorry. Someone's using it.
Walden Schmidt : Who?
Chrissy : They're not here yet.
Walden Schmidt : I would give you a hundred dollars to borrow that pen.
[everyone in the cafe offers him a pen]