Community (TV Series)

Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts (2012)

Charles Walker: Minister

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Quotes 

• Annie Edison : [to Andre And Shirley]  Hi, sorry, don't want to interrupt. But you are cordially invited to prevent a disaster.

  Britta Perry : I promise to put your dreams before mine.

  Jeff Winger : I promise to bottle up my repulsion at the sight of your hair in the drain.

  Britta Perry : I promise to earn no more than 70% of what you would make at the same job.

  Jeff Winger : What about babies?

  Britta Perry : What about 'em?

  Jeff Winger : How many?

  Britta Perry : Pick a number, dick! Like it's up to me!

  Shirley Bennett : What in God's name are you two doing?

  Britta Perry : Getting married. What does it look like we're doing?

  Shirley Bennett : You two are damn fools.

  [to Minister] 

  Shirley Bennett : Oh, sorry.

  Minister : I'll allow it.

  Britta Perry : I am a fool. I was a fool to think I wasn't destined for a life of this. I mean, look around. Can you even imagine what kind of wedding I could throw if I actually gave a crap? No offense.

  Shirley Bennett : Knock it off.