NCIS (TV Series)
Housekeeping (2012)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Didn't seem that way at the Navy District New Years Eve Party.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ha! Gotcha! I didn't even go to the Naval District New Year's Eve Party.
Ziva David : Neither did I.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I rest my case. Since when did either of you miss a party?... Also known as the Holiday Blues... pre/post. Not at all uncommon.
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Ziva David : Well, only you can do something about that Tony. Change my dear
[Ziva snaps her fingers]
Ziva David : requires some action.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : This from a woman who's been waiting 8 weeks for a single solitary phone call from one lousy dude.
Ziva David : *Seven." And maybe I'm done with waiting - maybe it's time we *both* finally took some action. Maybe...
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [Gibbs enters] No time for maybes. There's a dead Navy Officer. Nothing maybe about it. Let's go.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : You know we were there for you, right?
NCIS Special Agent EJ. Barrett : I didn't know anything, Gibbs. Except that I needed answers and couldn't count on anyone else to give them to me.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Not even us?
NCIS Special Agent EJ. Barrett : Not without putting you in danger again.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : So you were protecting us?
NCIS Special Agent EJ. Barrett : And trying to find out who killed Cade before they killed me.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You know, I noticed something about you EJ. You have a tendency to disappear. I spent a lot of time looking for you - a lot of time. So you didn't think you could reach out?
NCIS Special Agent EJ. Barrett : I was scared, Tony. Hell, I don't know why he's after me. It's not like I can identify him.
[the computer in the background beeps]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Looks like you just did.
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NCIS Special Agent EJ. Barrett : Well, I can't stay here, Gibbs.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Sure you can. Watch this.
[to DiNozzo]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Keep her here!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Me?
NCIS Special Agent EJ. Barrett : But I'm the one he's after.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : All the more reason not to take a target along.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Boss, I cannot...
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : DiNozzo, make that two targets. If Stratton's behind this guy, then both of you need to sit tight.
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NCIS Special Agent EJ. Barrett : I've heard a lot of code in my day but my friend, *that* ranks as the lamest.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What's lame about a couple of guys talking sports. Besides we don't know if these
[Holding up his cellphone]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : phones have been compromised. Least now we know that Jarvis is onboard.
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NCIS Special Agent EJ. Barrett : [DiNozzo opens a case filled with weapons] All I wanted for breakfast was the coffee.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Now we're ready for a fair fight.
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Casey Stratton : I'm sorry for your loss, Gibbs. Wrong place. Wrong time.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Got that right.
[Gibbs makes a phone call]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We're ready, boss. Game on?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Game over. How are you, DiNozzo?
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Morning.
Ziva David : Hey.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Meh.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I never thought I'd end up being known as the cheerful one at the office.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Wait, what?
Ziva David : Are you saying we're not cheerful?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Last couple weeks, I'd say more, I don't know, surly?
Ziva David : Surly?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Surly you're McStaken.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You know,
[Tony walks over to Ziva]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : you and I, we have a lot in common in that respect.
Ziva David : [Ziva chuckles] You think?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I don't think. I know.
Ziva David : [after considering for a moment] Well then, I am grateful to have someone in my life who is just as romantically dysfunctional as I am.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Agent David, do you really consider me to be in your life?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Ziva's phone rings, it's Ray] No...
Ziva David : [exasperated] Yes.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Seriously.
Ziva David : I mean, what should I say?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [pauses] Say hello.