- [a pig hands Taotie a scroll]
- Taotie: Ooh, the mail!
- [''He rolls out the scroll'']
- Taotie: Aha! The Jade Palace! What did I tell you?
- [''Begins readin the scroll'']
- Taotie: A bill? "For the destruction of the Training Hall"?
- [''Puts down the scroll'']
- Taotie: A ''bill?''
- [''Looks off into the distance'']
- Taotie: Enough of your petty humiliation, Shifu and friends! I'll make you rue the day you were ever ''born!'' Rue! Do you hear me? ''RUE!''
- Bian Zao: Dad, they're, like, four miles away.