Castle (TV Series)

Til Death Do Us Part (2012)

Nathan Fillion: Richard Castle

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Quotes 

• Lanie Parish : I ran a DNA test just to confirm that Superman here had sex before dying.

  Kate Beckett : No, that's okay, our suspect...

  Lanie Parish : Let me finish! The test shows he had sex all right. With *two* different women, within hours of his death.

  Richard Castle : [to the corpse]  You dog.

• Richard Castle : She knew she was going to kill him, so she booked the room anonymously.

  Kate Beckett : Yeah, but then why sleep with him? Why not just push him out the window?

  Richard Castle : Because... she's a black widow. Coldest-hearted creature on Earth. She lures an unsuspecting male, takes him into her web, and then, the moment they culminate, as soon as he feels the ecstasy of achieving his biological destiny... she opens up her jaws and eats him alive.

  [there is silence after he finishes] 

  Kevin Ryan : [to Beckett]  I'm glad I'm in a healthy relationship.

  Kate Beckett : Yeah.

  Richard Castle : [to Ryan]  I bet male black widow spiders think they're in healthy relationships, too.

• [coming up to the crime scene where a man is in a fruit stand] 

  Kate Beckett : Hey, Lanie, we got a jumper?

  Lanie Parish : Judging by the impact, I'd say he came from one of those windows above the 7th floor. Ryan and Esposito are already into find the room with the hotel staff.

  Richard Castle : So... He's naked.

  Lanie Parish : Perceptive.

  Richard Castle : Well, it is pretty cold out. If this was a suicide, wouldn't you rather be warm and toasty on your way down to your certain, yet citrusy death?

  Lanie Parish : If it were suicide, would you really have these?

  [rolls the body over] 

  Lanie Parish : Fingernail marks. Only an hour old?

  Kate Beckett : Well, looks like he did the deed before taking the dive.

  Richard Castle : Last item on your bucket list?

• Richard Castle : So... what are we going to do?

  Kate Beckett : About what?

  Richard Castle : Well, we have to tell Ryan about Jenny.

  Kate Beckett : What? Why? Castle, if we were getting married, would you want to know about all the guys that I've slept with?

  Richard Castle : All?

  Kate Beckett : Seriously? You sign women's chests at book readings. You cannot be shocked that I'm not a virgin.

  Richard Castle : It's just the word... "all"... suggests... a lot. How many we talking, exactly?

  Kate Beckett : Are you really asking for my number?

  Richard Castle : You show me yours, I'll show you mine.

  Kate Beckett : Men. You all want to know, but you don't want to know. Listen, every woman has her secrets, including Jenny. And sometimes, for the sake of a relationship, it is better not to share.

• [Castle discovers Ryan's fiance in a Don Juan's "little black book"] 

  Kate Beckett : Oh, my god. That's Jenny.

  Richard Castle : Not just Jenny. "Gyrating Jenny".

• [last lines] 

  [about to enter for Ryan's wedding] 

  Richard Castle : You know, I gotta say... I kind of envy him.

  Kate Beckett : Well, who knows, Castle? Maybe third time's a charm.

  Richard Castle : Yeah. Could be.

  [holds out his arm] 

  Richard Castle : Shall we?

  Kate Beckett : Yeah.

• Richard Castle : So Bailey was using his pickup-artist skills to sleep with Ron Hill's wife and steal corporate secrets. Man, there's a penetrating enemy lines joke here somewhere.

• [Castle showing up at Ryan's wedding without his date, Alexis] 

  Kate Beckett : Castle. You look like a lost puppy. Where's your date?

  Richard Castle : At a Lady Gaga concert with a teenage boy. How do I compete with that?

• Javier Esposito : So, any luck finding Lisa Hill?

  Kate Beckett : Yeah, we tracked her down at a spa in Montauk.

  Richard Castle : Yeah, she's going from mud wrap to murder rap. Exfoliation to interrogation. Manicure to manacles. Shiatsu to...

  [pause, then under his breath, thinking] 

  Richard Castle : Shiatsu...

• Kevin Ryan : Nah. I was telling Jenny about Javi's antics last night... and we got to talking about the case. And she told me she met Bailey at a bar a month or so after we started up.

  Javier Esposito : She told you about that?

  Kevin Ryan : Yeah. She had no idea that he was some kind of professional pickup artist.

  Richard Castle : And you're not upset at all?

  Kevin Ryan : Hey, um, it's not like we were exclusive.

• Javier Esposito : And do you have to be such a cliché? Stuffing your face with that--that--that thing?

  Javier Esposito : Hey, don't touch my donut. Hey, Ryan...

  Kevin Ryan : Don't you eat this in front of me. I had enough of you! Don't you--Don't you...

  Richard Castle : Hey, hey, hey! Break it up.

  Javier Esposito : Mmm. Mmm.

  Kate Beckett : Guys! What the hell is going on?

  Javier Esposito : Talk to hunger strike over here.

  Kevin Ryan : He was flaunting that donut.

  Javier Esposito : I was eating it.

  Kate Beckett : Ryan, are you okay? Cleanse for nine days-- don't you think it's time to let it go?

  Kevin Ryan : No, no, no. I'm--I'm fine. I'm--I'm sorry, everybody. Sorry, bro.