The Simpsons (TV Series)

Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson (2012)

Ted Nugent: Ted Nugent

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : Dad, how could you choose Ted Nugent for president? He's a right-wing rocker who likes everything I hate!

  Bart Simpson : Could there be anyone more awesomer?

  Ted Nugent : Who wants elk?

  [Throws a dead elk on the table; Lisa screams and runs away] 

  Marge Simpson : My daughter is a vegetarian.

  Ted Nugent : That's okay. She can nibble on one of the antlers. Antlers ain't meat.

• Ned Flanders : I thought I smelt deadily-ead. What's this?

  Ted Nugent : Judging from that moustache, you must be a member of the People's Republic of Berkley.

  Ned Flanders : The only thing left-wing about me is my left hand.

  [Ted shoots an arrow on his forehead] 

  Ned Flanders : That's okay, as long as you're not a Mormon.

• Ted Nugent : I caught me a fat old badger.

  Martin Prince : But I'm a little boy.

  Ted Nugent : All I hear is chitter-chitter.

• Ted Nugent : Well, for one brief, glorious moment I was almost president, sort of, but not really.