2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Reality Check (2011)

Beth Behrs: Caroline Channing

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Quotes 

• Max Black : Oleg, take a picture of your junk on this customer's camera.

  Oleg : Done.

  Max Black : Aren't you gonna ask why?

  Oleg : No need.

  [Caroline screams] 

  Caroline Channing : I just saw Oleg's...

  Max Black : Yeah, that might have been my fault. Kind of a shock seeing it for the first time.

• Max Black : Look, pets are not my thing. Okay? I already have something needy and fluffy that'll die if I don't take care of it: You!

  Caroline Channing : [Chestnut, the horse whinnying in the other room]  Go, it's your turn to go check on him.

  Max Black : No, I went the last time and caught him eating my bra.

  Caroline Channing : Don't exaggerate. He only ate half of it.

  Max Black : Oh, I'm sorry, you are right. I should be more positive.

  [Doing voice] 

  Max Black : One of my cups is half full!