South Park (TV Series)

The Poor Kid (2011)

Trey Parker: Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh

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• Greeley Elementary Principal : Eric, at Greeley Elementary we do not tolerate students making fun of other students.

  Cartman : I wasn't making fun of anybody.

  Greeley Elementary Principal : [picks up paper and reads of it]  A twenty-minute song and dance number, with 47 "Yo mama so poor" jokes directed at Jacob Hallery, which ended in a finale with fireworks

  Cartman : I was just teasing.

• Karen McCormick : Huh? Oh, it's you. I was wondering when you would appear, you always come when I'm sad.

  Kenny McCormick : You are going to be okay, Karen. You have to keep believing that!

  Karen McCormick : Why did my mommy and daddy go to jail?

  Kenny McCormick : ...Sometimes, people do stupid things. Sometimes they forget what should've come first. Until it's too late.

  Karen McCormick : But I'm all alone now!

  Kenny McCormick : You are not alone. No matter where you do, no matter where you go, I will always be there for you! Do you understand?

  Karen McCormick : I'll try, guardian angel.

  Kenny McCormick : Don't try, Karen. DO!

• Cartman : Oh, wow - poor people being arrested. What a rare occurrence! Ha, ha. Hey, Kenny! Kenny, wave! That's Kenny about to be sent to a foster home; pretty funny.

  [filming with a video camera as Kenny's parents are arrested and Kenny and his siblings are put in the back of a police car] 

• Mr. Adams : Penn State prefers to be losing at halftime... because at Penn State, they like when you're a little behind in the locker room.

• Cartman : My mama so poor, she opened a Gmail account just so she could eat the spam.