- Brick Heck: Well, Uncle Rusty stood me up.
- Mike Heck: What?
- Brick Heck: Yep. A little embarrassing. I was the only one there without a special friend.
- [leaves]
- Mike Heck: Damn it, Frankie. I knew asking my brother was a bad idea. This is your parents' fault for going on that stupid cyber cruise. They're old. Why do they gotta learn new stuff?
- Axl Heck: You can't be that big of an idiot. You really have no idea where Mom's going?
- Sue Heck: No.
- Axl Heck: Think! Bob's been picking her up all week,
- [flicks penny at Sue]
- Axl Heck: she's been humming stupid songs all around the house.
- [flicks penny]
- Axl Heck: Last night she came home with green glitter in her hair.
- [flicks another penny]
- Sue Heck: Oh! Stop it!
- Axl Heck: That's right, Sue. Mom still in the play.
- [dramatic gasp]
- Sue Heck: What?