- Officer Lori Weston: [Into her mic at the car show in the park] I still I think Kono would've looked *way* hotter in this outfit!
- Kono Kalakaua: [In the car smiling] Uh-uh sista, I did my time undercover. Now it's your turn. Keep an eye out for Nakoa.
- Chin Ho Kelly: Just get ready to walk and try not to fall over.
- Officer Lori Weston: In six inch heels? I'm not making any promises!
- Chin Ho Kelly: [laughs] Just put one foot in front of the other.
- Steve McGarrett: [On the phone to Max] Say Max, uh is it possible that you're upset with us, perhaps Danny, for some reason?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Did he just hang up on us?
- Steve McGarrett: I think he did. Max? yeah.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Definitely something you did.
- Officer Lori Weston, Danny 'Danno' Williams: [Danny and Steve notice Lori walking by looking like Sandy from Grease, and race after] Excuse me. Excuse me. Hey, hey! What the hell are you wearing? I wholeheartedly approve. I'm just curious.
- Officer Lori Weston: It's theme movie night at Max's. We're all invited.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: I wasn't invited.
- Steve McGarrett: I wasn't invited either.
- Officer Lori Weston: Oh, yes, you were. See?
- [She pulls out her phone and shows Max's email invite]
- Steve McGarrett, Danny 'Danno' Williams: Max is Doc@spacetrekkie?
- Officer Lori Weston: Yeah. It's his personal email.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: It's a little too personal. I thought it was spam.
- Steve McGarrett: Me too. I just - that's why...
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: I knew this was your fault.
- Steve McGarrett: What are you talking about? This is why he's been acting so crazy. Why's it my fault?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: It's your fault. Because I'm not good with the emails.
- Steve McGarrett: [Max comes around the corner portraying Danny of Grease] Max, I'm sorry we didn't respond to your invitation.
- Dr. Max Bergman: Lori.
- [He holds his arm for her to take]
- Officer Lori Weston: [Linking her arm with Max's] Ha-ha-ha. Tell me about it, Stud.
- [They walk away arm in arm as Danny and Steve stare in disbelief]
- Simon O'Toole: [Holding a gun to Suzie's head] Got three seconds or I put a bullet in her.
- Steve McGarrett: Put the gun down.
- Simon O'Toole: One.
- Steve McGarrett: Put it down!
- Simon O'Toole: Two.
- [Simon gets shot from behind. Cut to Kono wielding a sniper rifle]
- Kono Kalakaua: Three.
- Dr. Max Bergman: No wallet was found on the victim though. So I am attempting to -
- [Notices Steve and Danny]
- Dr. Max Bergman: How nice of you to arrive.
- Steve McGarrett: Max, you - you okay? Something wrong?
- Dr. Max Bergman: As I was saying, I'm attempting to get his fingerprints. But it seems all of his fingerprints have been sanded off. So we will have to find another way to identify him.
- Dr. Max Bergman: Yes. I was able to recover a 9mm bullet from our victim's thorasic cavity, and send it over to ballistics.
- Steve McGarrett: Okay, were they able to find a match?
- [Max is ignoring Steve and Danny]
- Officer Lori Weston: ...Did they, uh, find a match, Max?
- Dr. Max Bergman: Unfortunately, the search for a match proved unsuccessful.
- Officer Lori Weston: Great. Thanks, Max.
- Steve McGarrett: Thanks Max.
- Dr. Max Bergman: [Ignoring Steve] You're welcome, Agent Weston. Anything to help a friend.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [Max walks between Steve and Danny, ignoring them]
- [Danny to Steve]
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: What did you do to him?
- Steve McGarrett: I'm sorry. What did I - ? Why me?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Well, he's obviously upset about something.
- Steve McGarrett: Evidently. You automatically assume it's me. That's ridiculous.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Well, I know it wasn't me.
- Steve McGarrett: You offend more people than I offend.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: I don't think that's true.
- Officer Lori Weston: [Trying to interrupt them] Guys. I'm gonna have to give you a timeout. Let's get out of here. We got a murderer to catch. Come on.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [Danny is crashing at Steve's house, sleeping on the couch. Steve is kept awake by the TV left on downstairs. He goes down to see what's going on and turns the TV off]
- [from under a blanket]
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: I was watching that.
- Steve McGarrett: Through the blanket.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [pushes the blanket down] Oh well. I was listening anyway.
- Steve McGarrett: Yeah, I mean, because there's nothing more soothing than the sound of someone trying to sell you gold coins. Right?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: You know, I needed something to block out the sound of the ocean because the waves keep crashing over and over and over again... Steven.
- Steve McGarrett: [holding on to his patience] Some would say it's a relaxing sound, Danny.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Yeah. Some people would. And others like myself would say it's Hawaiian water torture. Okay. Two weeks now. I can't take it anymore.
- Steve McGarrett: Okay. You know I don't mind you crashing with me until you find your own place. Right?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: I appreciate that.
- Steve McGarrett: Okay. But I can't sleep with the TV on.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: I can't sleep with the TV off.
- Steve McGarrett: We discussed that, uh, before you moved in.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Yeah, we did. I think I remember that it's, uh... McGarrett house rule number 32. No TV after midnight.
- Steve McGarrett: I'm sorry the hotel didn't work out for you.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa. The hotel didn't not work out. Okay? It became infested with black mold. There's a difference. That's a sign from God.
- Steve McGarrett: But... I have become accustomed to doing things a certain way.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Yeah, I know. And your way, your way is completely insane. It's- it's nuts. Who can take a shower in under three minutes? Huh?
- Steve McGarrett: [all patience gone] Did you ever hear of a navy shower, Danny?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: No!
- Steve McGarrett: A navy shower?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Where do you think I woulda heard of something like that? A navy shower!
- Steve McGarrett: Three minutes is a luxury!
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: I'm not in the navy!
- Steve McGarrett: A navy shower! Danny!
- Kamekona: Word is: all you gotta do is get a shopping list of wheels you need and a few days later...
- Kono Kalakaua: He delivers your groceries.
- Kamekona: Not mine. I wouldn't partake in such a morally questionable arrangement. Others don't have my strength of character.
- Kono Kalakaua: Of course.
- Suzie Greene: [to Danny] If the person you loved moved half way across the world, what would you do?
- Steve McGarrett: Max, I'm sorry we didn't respond to your invitation.
- Dr. Max Bergman: [Offering his arm to Lori] Lori.
- Officer Lori Weston: [Lori laughs and takes Max's arm] Tell me about it, stud.