Merlin (TV Series)

A Servant of Two Masters (2011)

Tom Hopper: Sir Percival

Quotes 

• Merlin : [OLD MERLIN regards Percival]  Have you got bigger?

  Sir Percival : You'll be getting shorter if I have my way.

  Merlin : [OLD MERLIN]  Nice. I like it.

• Merlin : [OLD MERLIN]  Leon, really. There must be something in the Knight's Code about how to treat an old man.

  Sir Leon : You're not just any old man, though, are you?

  Sir Gwaine : You escaped the flames once, you won't escape again.

  Merlin : [OLD MERLIN]  Sir! And you are not what you seem.

  Sir Gwaine : [Gwaine draws his sword]  What is he talking about? I'm a good mind to run you through right now.

  Sir Leon : [Leon puts out a hand]  I think Arthur would prefer to see him alive.

  Sir Leon : [OLD MERLIN]  Oh--oh-oh. No, really, Arthur doesn't not want to see me, believe me. In fact, if Arthur does see me, he will be in grave danger.

  Sir Elyan : [Elyan is the last to draw his sword]  Are you threatening the life of our king?

  Sir Percival : [Percival pokes Old Merlin in the back with his sword. He pokes him again] 

  Merlin : [OLD MERLIN]  Percival! That is a sword, it does hurt. Yes, I am afraid to say, if you don't let me go, then there is every chance that I will KILL YOUR KING!

  Sir Gwaine : Say that again!

  Merlin : Why? Have you got ale in your ears?

  Merlin : [Gwaine yells and goes for the attack, but Old Merlin holds up a hand and stops him dead in his tracks, knocking him out. Percival tries next, but Old Merlin breaks his sword in half and magically shoves Percival and Leon into each other, then throws them on top of Elyan]  Ha! Thank you, gentlemen.

  [Old Merlin uses them as a set of stairs] 

  Merlin : So considerate to help an old man.

  [Old Merlin cackles as he climbs onto his horse and rides off]