The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Isolation Permutation (2011)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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Quotes 

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Look at this brain.

  Penny : [Turning away]  I don't really want to.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : This is us. Bernadette, you are the analytical, scientific left hemisphere. Penny, you're the creative, spontaneous right hemisphere. And where's Amy? She's right here. The sad little tumor no-one wants to go dress shopping with.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Amy, you're not a tumor. Penny, tell her she's not a tumor, huh.

  [Penny vomits into a waste basket] 

• Amy Farrah Fowler : What do you want? Do you want me to give the friendship bracelet back?

  Penny : I never gave you a friendship bracelet.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : When we first met, I made one and pretended you gave it to me; you can have it back if you want.

  Penny : No, you made that for you. I want you to have it.

• [first lines] 

  Penny : Bernadette, how goes the hunt for bridesmaid dresses?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Well, if you don't mind looking like an orange traffic cone, great.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : [entering]  Girlfriends, I have the answer to our dress problems.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Really?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Twelve years ago, my cousin, Irene, and her entire family died in a horrific carbon monoxide accident the night before her wedding.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : That's horrible!

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Yes and no. All those bridesmaids dresses remain unused and available to us for free. So it seems that cloud of odorless deadly gas had a silver lining after all. Check it out; still in the bags - the gowns, not the bridesmaids.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : I don't know; dead people's dresses?

  Penny : Yeah, and cap sleeves? Uh-unn...

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : Amy, we're really sorry.

  Penny : Yeah, we feel awful.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Don't. I'll be okay. You're not the first girls I thought were friends with me who ended up shunning me. It's like elementary school, junior high, high school, undergrad, grad school and that semester abroad in Norway all over again.

• [last lines] 

  [Amy is filming them trying on the dresses] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : C'mon, Bestie, you're up.

  Penny : Gimme a minute.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : What is taking you so long.

  [Amy opens dressing room door] 

  Penny : Oh! Amy, get the hell out of here.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Sorry. Sorry.

  Penny : Oh God.

  [Amy swings the camera back on Penny again] 

  Penny : Amy!

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Sorry.