- Trish De la Rosa: [entering the music store wearing a big puffy dress] Guess who's having a quinceanera?
- Dez: Oh, I'll take one. Do you have any chicken quinceaneras? I'm trying to cut back on red meat.
- Trish De la Rosa: You're thinking of a quesadilla.
- Dez: No, a quesadilla is a traditional Latin American party celebrating a girl's fifteenth birthday.
- Trish De la Rosa: *That's* a quinceanera. And stop trying to learn other languages. You can barely speak English.
- Dez: [Austin has sprained his foot] Don't worry, Austin! Dr. Dez is here. Rule number one for a sprain: You've got to put ice on it!
- [violently smashes the ice bag on Austin's bad foot, hurting him even worse]