South Park (TV Series)
1% (2011)
Trey Parker: Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh
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Quotes
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Fitness speaker : I'm sad to announce South Park Elementary scored the lowest in the entire country. On the whole you students actually scored fine, but the President's fitness test is actually scored on a school-wide average. And one fourth grader in this school scored so low, with a terrifying body fat score, high blood preasure, and cholesterol levels of a 70 year-old man, that it actually brought your entire school's average down to the lowest in the entire country.
Eric Cartman : Ahhh!
[stretches while bored from hearing the speech]
Fitness speaker : However, the Presidential Fitness Program never wants to single out one child, 'cause then that child might feel bad. And so as far as we're all concerned, you are all a bunch of fat fucking pigs!
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Eric Cartman : Look you guys, a Jew on a rope. You know what they call a Jew on a rope?
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Eric Cartman : It's okay Eric, it's over now.
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Eric Cartman : Don't you get it, Mom? People voted for Obama, so now that everything sucks, they have to blame me.