Criminal Minds (TV Series)

The Bittersweet Science (2011)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

Quotes 

• Penelope Garcia : Okay, Rossi, out with it. Is Hotch dating?

  David Rossi : I don't know.

  Dr. Spencer Reid : You know, statistically, widowed men start dating much faster than females, but Hotch is refuting the data. It's been two years and 19 days.

  Penelope Garcia : Venus is aligned with Mars, which means love is in the air and maybe we will get weekends off.

  [Morgan clears his throat] 

  Penelope Garcia : What? Is he standing there? He's standing there, isn't he?

  Aaron Hotchner : Hello, Garcia.

  Penelope Garcia : Hello. Someone talk about the case.

• Aaron Hotchner : Garcia, I need all the information you can find me on the Philadelphia boxing scene.

  Penelope Garcia : Well, let's see. There's *Rocky I* through *V*. And let's not forget about the last one.

  Derek Morgan : Penelope.

• Derek Morgan : Penelope, how's the greatest computer tech this side of the Mississippi?

  Penelope Garcia : Floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee, Garcia's gonna find what only her screens can see. What do you need, baby?