Castle (TV Series)

Heartbreak Hotel (2011)

Nathan Fillion: Richard Castle

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• Richard Castle : You know, if someone asked to meet *me* at an abandoned warehouse in the dead of night, I pass. I've written that scene enough times to know how it ends.

• Javier Esposito : Maybe Castle's right. I mean, since we're going to be there, we might as well consider the Sapphire as a *potential* bachelor party venue.

  Richard Castle : I'm so happy you said that, because there are a number of establishments down there that cater to bachelor party events. I think maybe we should take a little sampling.

  Kevin Ryan : No, no, no. We are not *sampling* any clubs.

  Javier Esposito : What? Come on, bro. Why are you stalling us on this?

  Kevin Ryan : Look Javier, I...

  [sighs] 

  Kevin Ryan : I got some bad news.

  [Esposito glances at him] 

  Kevin Ryan : I had to ask Jenny's half-brother, Nelson, to be my best man.

  Javier Esposito : [pauses in shock]  Nelson?... That guy I met at your birthday party? 16, with braces? Couldn't stop talking about being a mathlete?

  Kevin Ryan : It was a family thing. I-I didn't have a choice.

  Javier Esposito : Yeah, you did.

  Richard Castle : No, actually, when it comes to weddings, you don't.

  [chuckles] 

  Richard Castle : Trust me. You do not want to start a marriage with a family feud.

  [There's a brief silence] 

  Javier Esposito : This sucks.

  Kevin Ryan : I know.

  Javier Esposito : And I was gonna give you an awesome send-off, bro.

  Kevin Ryan : [sighs]  I know.

  Richard Castle : Well boys, I'm sorry. I'm sorry it had to come to this. I didn't want it to, but it looks like we have no choice. There is no other way. IBPWOC. Impromptu Bachelor Party While On Case.

• Javier Esposito : Women. You sure you want to spend the rest of your life with one?

  Kevin Ryan : Uh, yeah, mine likes me.

  Richard Castle : [chuckling]  Oh, speaking of Atlantic City, perfect place for a bachelor party.

  Javier Esposito : Ooh, that's what I'm talking about, bro. We could rent one of these right there, hit the casino, maybe the club...

  Kevin Ryan : I-I-I was thinking more along the lines of... camping trip.

  Richard Castle : [laughs, then stops]  Oh, you were... Oh.

  Javier Esposito : Uh, first of all, no. Second, it's not up to you. The bachelor party is strictly best man territory, and by the way, your big date is what, like two months away? So you need to officially tell the guy so that *he* can start planning something.

  Kevin Ryan : I still got some time. Um, I-I'm gonna go check on those cameras.

  Javier Esposito : What the... Did you see that? He just sidestepped me. What's that about?

  Richard Castle : It's almost as though the thought of marriage fills him with an impending sense of doom.

  [laughs] 

  Richard Castle : No, no. Wait, that's me.

• Richard Castle : The last time I saw you in you PJs after 8:00 A.M., I think you were four.

  Alexis Castle : We're off today. Teacher's retreat... I didn't feel like getting dressed.

  Richard Castle : This wouldn't have anything to do with Ashley, would it?

• Lanie Parish : Detective Esposito, a little respect, please. I mean there is a dead body here.

  Javier Esposito : [to Castle]  What'd I do?

  Richard Castle : You broke up with her.

  Javier Esposito : We broke up with each other. That's different.

  Richard Castle : Yeah, you'd think it would be different. But, no.

• Richard Castle : Do you think I was going to pass up a road trip to the Boardwalk Empire, The East Coast epicenter of dancing, gambling, showgirls and sin?

  Kevin Ryan : You do realize we're going there to investigate a murder, don't you?

  Richard Castle : Gentlemen, if I have learned one thing, it's to not let a little thing like murder get in the way of having a good time.

• [last lines] 

  [Alexis has just finished cleaning up the last traces of her party as Castle returns from Ryan's bachelor party] 

  Alexis Castle : Hey.

  [see's Castles appearance] 

  Alexis Castle : What happened to you?

  Richard Castle : Nothing. Nothing. Wha-What's happened here?

  Alexis Castle : Nothing.

  Richard Castle : Where's the, um... Where's the little silver dog statue that's usually on the back of the couch?

  Alexis Castle : Uh, I think Gram said she needed it for set dressing for her play.

  Richard Castle : Oh.