Community (TV Series)

Documentary Filmmaking: Redux (2011)

Joel McHale: Jeff Winger

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Quotes 

• Dean Pelton : Cut! Cut! Lose the bald cap!

  Jeff Winger : What?

  Dean Pelton : I don't like it. It's hokey. It's fake. Take it off.

• Dean Pelton : And then, the camera pans, and enter Dean Pelton.

  Jeff Winger : [voice-over]  I got stuck with the role of the dean. So I'm going to show him how much of a dean I can be. And I've got a feeling I won't make the cut.

  [as Dean Pelton] 

  Jeff Winger : Welcome to Dean-Dale community colle-dean. I'm a silly goose. Honk, honk. Dean-a-Lee-doo. Look at me.

  Dean Pelton : Stop.

  Jeff Winger : This is my sister's outfit.

  Dean Pelton : Jeffrey, stop. You've hit gold. Save some for the screen.

• Jeff Winger : Lights, Camera, Dean!

• Dean Pelton : And action.

  Jeff Winger : [as Dean Pelton]  Why go Greendale? Just because, just dean it! Dean machine. Got dean, got much, much got...

  Dean Pelton : And cut. Oh, a star is born.

  Jeff Winger : [voice-over]  I suggested to the dean that we shoot my scenes in front of the Luis Guzman statue because the dean has no legal right to broadcast Guzman's image, which means every shot will be unusable. I even put a call in to Guzman's lawyers to alert them. I'm always willing to go the extra mile to avoid doing something.

  Leonard : Like sex with women.

  Jeff Winger : Shut up, Leonard, you smell like mentholyptus.

• Pierce Hawthorne : Hey, Dean. Dean? Hey, Dean!

  Jeff Winger : Pierce mistook me for the dean today.

  Pierce Hawthorne : I want windows.

  Abed Nadir : How did that make you feel?

  Jeff Winger : [whispering]  I've become a stranger to myself. I'm bald now. I've always been bald. I merely dreamt of having hair. And now the bald man is awake.

• Dean Pelton : And action.

  Jeff Winger : [as Dean Pelton]  Why go Greendale? Just because, just dean it! Dean machine. Got dean, got much, much got...

  Dean Pelton : And cut. Oh, a star is born.

  Jeff Winger : [voice-over]  I suggested to the dean that we shoot my scenes in front of the Luis Guzman statue because the dean has no legal right to broadcast Guzman's image, which means every shot will be unusable. I even put a call in to Guzman's lawyers to alert them. I'm always willing to go the extra mile to avoid doing something.

  Luis Guzmán : Like sex with women.

  Jeff Winger : Shut up, Leonard, you smell like mentholyptus.